Football/Futebol/Fußball

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

What an aweful performance from England.
Here is the sum up:

Lampard:" Say Rooney, isn't that the ball goin past you?"
Rooney:" my god lampard, yes it certainly seems so doesn't it?"
Lampard:" Can I suggest we make a run for it?"
Rooney:" yes you may, after you..."
Lampard:" no I insist after you..."
Gerard:" Bullocks ...."

Where is the fire? Where is the excitement? I wanted to go check their pulse make sure they are alive.

VC

[[N]Tactacus]

so this is what the england team has been reduced too.being taken the piss out of by yanks

[[N]Ciprian]

Can anyone point me in the direction those girls in the orange went?

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

They are in the imperial private quarters.

VC

[[N]BdColonel]

They are in the imperial private quarters.

VC

Uhm, dude, not sure how to tell you this.... but that was just Sloop in drag.
I guess you were just too wasted to tell the difference.

[[N]Fullin]

Fullin can you borrow us a striker? We will exchange the Falkland Islands for Diego Milito.

No problem ....just after the world cup....

[[N]Fullin]

And by the way it is spell : M A L V I N A S

[[N]BdColonel]

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal aged 6.

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

My GOD I laughed my ass off BDC.

VC

[[N]Legless Lannes]

bdc

Italy are not the team they were but f*ck a duck well done New Zealand, this is why the world cup is brilliant.