1v2 Corp Friday

[[N]Markuz]

Let's throw some musket balls at each other this Friday, can 1st corps meet as early as possible from 8pm gmt or earlier as we must rack up some victories against 2nd corps. I'm hungry for ntw3, charge!

[[N]Bloody Bill]

I'll be there all day and night friday ready to spill blood

[[N]Tactacus]

This will be my last friday on,well last night on probably for 1 month maybe more tbh.
Didnt wanna say a anything as i hate goodbyes,but lets make it a good one eh lads,marshalls ball and plenty of booze please itl be a heavy night.

Marshal Tac
I corps

[Somerset]

where you go Tac, maldives withyour gf ?

[[N]Tactacus]

Im afraid my napoleonic testicles lie in the hands of my gf,and she may squeeze at any time lol
New move to a new house etc etc.....

[[N]Markuz]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Right, I call upon all of N to travel to Tacland Englandcestershire so we can all chip in helping him move house as fast as possible. Order your internet now Tac so its ready for when you move in.

[[N]Fullin]

I was there last week , thats why he has move in stealth mode about this issue . He knew that the emperor would have send me with my charm and overwelming personality to convince Tacs gf of the NTW3 relationships benefits.

I can start the list of benefits here :

1.You dont have free time to cheat on her.
2.She can cheat on you when you are in game.
3.You pass out at home, and she doesnt have to pick you up in a police station.
4.You always throw up on the same spot of the house.
5.Same to crumbs , spilled drinks and fart smell.
6.You dont masturbate that often, leading the relation to be more bed active.
7.Arguing with rabble , leaves you more docile to accept your gf idiotics ideas.
8.Answering yes to every annoying question she ask you on mid game, will make her happy.
it will make you a yes man as well , and will take you to weird places...(*)
9.You spend less money on booze.
10. you will eat whatever crap she prepare and call it in a french name.
11.you will puke that meal on the same spot youve spilled your drink when you passed out.



(*) she will turn up with some weird customs, a girl friend of her from college and a Thai ,gay ,well endowed massus.

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

lol excellent list fullin.

add to it:

12/ You will spend a lot less money playing online that she will get more money to shop.


lol

VC

[[N]Burning Apollo]

Well since it could be your last for awhile, I'm sure that all of us in I Corps will try to make it worthwhile by slaughtering those 2nd Corps peasants

[[N]DunkFunk]

the only thing 1st corps are good at doing is catching mustket balls